Week with no glance

About a week ago I lost my glasses. I have since found out that it takes losing your sight to really open your eyes. This was a week of stumbling around half blind with only a smudgy pair of contacts to operate with. But luckily this week I was adorned with some brand new specks. 

Rules to live by;

1. A friends car is not a canvas

2. A party with casual nakedness only spells trouble

3. Many people are just as blind as you are

4. Some large rocks look like loaves of bread

5. A blurry red light is still a red light